I was surprised when I died.
God asked me a lot of questions.
He was like an excited little kid.

“What's it like to kiss a girl?! he squirmed.

"You’ve never kissed a girl?" I asked

“Naw.”  God blushed, “For me their is no other.”

“Fucking Bullshit!” an angel piped up. “Shut the Fuck up Todd!” God hissed.
Todd continued. “So that planet you destroyed? cuz that Debbie chick, slapped you…” “DEBRORAH!” God roared “HER NAME WAS DEBORAH! AND SHE DIDN”T SLAP ME. The whole thing was Steve’s fault anyway…” he trailed off. Then he cleared his throat and asked me if I’d even been to an Applebee’s.